November 26

National sick your boyfriends dick, especially if his name starts with a “C”

Today is November 26 girls let’s see what you’re gonna do!

by Agagsgh November 25, 2022

October 26

National makeout with bf/gf day. A couple has to makeout on this day.

Girl: It’s October 26th you know what that means
Boy: Ok, whenever your ready.

by Urbanion Diction October 24, 2019

October 26

The day girls with the fattest asses and the prettiest faces are born.

Homeboy #1: “Damn did you see that ass?”
Homeboy #2: “Yeah, that’s Zoe, she was born on October 26th. There’s no surprise there, she’s naturally a baddie.”

by Soursponge47 November 18, 2019

October 26

Make out for as long as u can

Hey babe let’s make out for longer than 3 mins because it’s October 26

by Willy ur mister October 24, 2019

September 26

National give your male friends a kiss

Boy:can i get a kiss
Girl:why
Boy:its September 26
Girl:oh

by 2.Solid4Em September 23, 2022

December 26

If you are born on December 26th, you are a goat and most likely popular. People always come up to you and tell you how pretty you are. Every boy wish they can be with you but your untouchable and gives all your time to your boyfriend. Your a very loyal and emotional person.

Boy #1: Damn, who’s that??
Boy #2: Idk but she’s fine as hell.
Boy #3: Fasho and her birthday is December 26.

by TheOfficialGoattt November 24, 2021

April 26

April 26 is a declared as Donovan Day and on this day a bunch of people of people will masterbate to Lego Porn for a full 24 hours

I’ll never look at legos the same way again after April 26

by SchizophreniaGaming January 19, 2023