January 17

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 17
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

17:59

Pronounced: Seventeen-fifty-nine

Ah yes-It's Guinness time!

Derived from the Guinness ad campaign that graced our British television sets in the 2000s

Jack: what time is it Ben?
Ben: why! its 17:59....
Both: GUINNESS TIME!!!

by Ms Jonsey McJones September 20, 2015

November 17

National dick down ur girlfriend day

-dude why is ur girlfriend limping

•ooh u dont know? it was november 17 yesterday

by ilikegettingdickeddown October 16, 2020

17 october

the most beautiful/pretty/handsome/gorgeous people are born on this date so remind them

hey it’s my birthday- 17 october

you are the most beautiful girl ever- any other date

by truefaxxx October 11, 2021

january 17

National grab tit day, grab that thots tits!

see that big tittie thot! It’s national grab tit day, i’m gonna go grab her boobs
January 17

by mydic khurt October 16, 2019

January 17

National hoe day

If you were born on January 17 you are a hoe

by Ieatbobrossallday November 2, 2019

june 17

the gay day its the gayest day in the whole world

hey you on that june 17 shit

by bigdickpornlick October 25, 2019