Step rule

The step rule defines the only instance in which a family member having sex with another family member is not incest. This situation is where the relationship has step- in the name i.e. Stepsister, stepfather, etc.

Person 1: Is that porn incest?

Person 2: No, it's the step rule

by General secrecy July 2, 2019

my house my rules

Every narcissistic parent's favorite argument, only rivaled by "if you don't like it, move out". Expect to be told that even if you help pay bills/rent/mortgage/utilities.

Kid: "Hey, could you please turn the music down? It's 3am, and I have college classes in the morning"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"

by That thing in your eye March 31, 2023

Rule 2

Rule Two of the Internet:

We do not talk about /b/

"Hey, look at this meme on /b/"

"Rule 2"

by Philip, Duke of Parma March 16, 2023

Austin Work Rule

Fouling around while in a committed relationship is only allowed as long as it is with coworkers. This is considered a “team building” function and helps create trust, respect, and loyalty within a company.

“Dude did you hear Josh was banging Leslie from the mail room”
“Yea, it’s not cheating though due to the Austin Work Rule”

by RefineryWorker May 30, 2024

Rule <13

Similar to rule 34. If it exists, there's a loli version of it. This doesn't change their age, just their appearance.

Shadman has drawn rule <13 of south park characters

by Casio Heidegger November 13, 2021

road rules

n. Slang term for a firearm, usually a semi-automatic pistol.

When the SWAT element came through the door, the drug dealer pulled his gat on them.

by Spock July 13, 2003

road rules

A show where a bunch of guys and girls do these crazy missions where they can almost lose their life....or a prize...or their pride...whichever.

Did you see Road Rules last night? Yeah Becky got hurt! Yeah, so everyone was pissed, coz like now she can't compete in the next mission.

by ~Moni~ July 23, 2003