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Junkie's law

The law that dictates that if someone is high, they will tell you about it. It doesn't matter how little it relates to the topic of conversation, they will inevitably let you know they are high.
"I was playing online and while we were trying to win, some guy just kept talking about how high he was."
"Yep. That's Junkie's law..."
by jgjlaw August 12, 2025
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co-first-cousin-once-removed-in-law

Spouse's first-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
co-first-cousin-once-removed-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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santa laws

by xdr5t3evq3q December 1, 2023
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first cousin-aunt-in-law

1. The wife of one's grandparent's sibling's son.
2. The daughter of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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stepgrandfather-in-law

Spouse's stepgrandfather.
stepgrandfather-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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stepgranddaughter-in-law

Stepgrandchild's wife.
stepgranddaughter-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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Better-in-law

When you like your in-laws more than your parents.
I can’t wait to go to my better-in-laws for the weekend.
by Skik24 March 25, 2022
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