New rule

It’s now illegal to wear any other coloured eyeliner than black!!

NEW RULE ::Have you heard that any other Coloured eyeliner than black is banned? , :: omg what?? I love my eyeliner

by tt:: @..charsswirls February 16, 2022

rule 964

If you let someone borrow your hot glue gun, they HAVE to send you a full on tittie pic in return.

I let you borrow my hot glue gun. Rule 964

by Vic rock November 30, 2023

Rodney Rule

The Rodney Rule states that when estimating something as a group if there is a tie the higher estimate wins.

Sally and John say the work will take 3 days, but Scott and Jason say it will take 5. Based on the Rodney Rule, the estimate is 5 days.

by Angst Wu June 13, 2022

L rule

The shorter a guy is from top to toe, the longer he will be from tip to balls.

So you either you have your longer side in your height or in your dick.

Bob: "Damn, how can Mario find so many hotties to fuck when he's poor, ugly and barely 170 cm/5.5 ft?"
John:"L rule bro"

by Revery December 18, 2024

The Phantom Rule

You are not aloud to have sex with a fourteen year old girl if you’re a fourty year old man

The Phantom rule is based of the movie The Phantom of the Opera

by Singleminded dimensions May 10, 2021

Rule 31.5

The opposite of rule 63. Used for art that depicts a character with their cannon gender. Created to help people find art of the character's original gender.

Person 1: Bro, I can only find genderswap art of this character!
Person 2: Try searching with the Rule 31.5 tag!

by Rule63Police July 30, 2024

whooper whooper whooper whooper Jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP

oh god plz help me WAAAAAAAAAAAwooper whooper whooper whooper jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP

freind: hey want some of deez?
me: whooper whooper whooper whooper Jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP
also me: *looks at friend*
also me from the also me: hey where did he go
friend: ah finally I'm in the backrooms away from this guy
also friend: * R E A L I Z A T I O N *

by talkplaymore May 6, 2023