I GOTTA SUCK THE VENOM OUT OF YOUR LITTLE MORTY PENIS

A youtube video consisting of a very uncanny version of rick and morty where morty gets his penis bitten by a snake and rick says he has to suck it

Ronk:I GOTTA SUCK THE VENOM OUT OF YOUR LITTLE MORTY PENIS
Marty: what?! youre my grandad?
Ronk: Oh come on morty,Just one little suck! It'll save your life!
Marty: I-i dont know rick. isint there another way?

by Your dad is gone lol April 26, 2025

$20 suck' suck'

An obscure Japanese style of oral sex that is extraordinarily cheap, and usually occurs in cheap inns or hotels.

$20 suck' suck'... $15, final offer. It be very nice.

by nijima August 12, 2016

Suck

My handwriting sucks

wow my handwriting sucks

by IG:Rigged_io November 27, 2018

Meat Suck O'Clock

Approximately the time that you boutta get your meat sucked. Can be anytime of the day but preferably after midnight and before 6 AM.

Oh guys I gotta go, GF says its Meat Suck O'Clock.
*Exits to get bj*

by BB_HQ June 9, 2020

National suck it day

Whatever you ask to he sucked will be sucked

Hey jersey suck my dick its national suck it day

by Doctor big penis September 21, 2020

Sucking ghost dick

When you randomly choke on nothing or your spit at any random time

1: yo how wa- *starts randomly choking*

2: this nigga sucking ghost dick

1: it was my spit dumbass

by RETARDCUH666 June 20, 2023

National Suck Dick Day

National Suck Dick Day fall on April 20th

Males may have their dicks sucked multiple times in one day Females may suck as many dicks as wished and CANT be judged on this day only .

Carlos: hey Sam ,I’m with my boys, want to suck our cocks?
Sam: i wish I could but I don’t want to be called a hoe .
Carlos : it’s National Suck Dick Day

Sam: oh yeah I forgot , I will be there soon .

by Helll yeahhh May 28, 2018