Bean disease

A deadly both mental and physical disease that someone is born with and starts showing symptoms for at the age of 10 years old. The symptoms include: extreme desire for bean memes, a very sarcastic voice and expression, a sexual attraction to beans, experiencing extreme mood swings when around raisins, face starts to look like a raisin bean lookin thing, will develop freckles on the face that look like mini beans, and when trying to intimidate someone will buff chest up and stiff the arms to look like some sort of bird. When approach someone diagnosed with the bean disease, buff up your chest and stiffen your arms so they will think of you as one of their own kind.

“ hey! Did you hear that Corbin has the bean disease!?”

“ wait WHAAAT!?!?!? We need to stay clear of him! The bean disease is baaad”

by Beankitten06 December 6, 2018

Bean

an absolute spaz also associated with the names diego and brad.

Diego and Brad are beans

by DiegoBean March 7, 2022

Beans

A tasty, succulents, juicy, hot, attractive, sexy, bushes baked beans

Uhhhh uhhhh harder bushes baked beans uhhhhhh

by A Weeb Slayer That Slays Weebs January 17, 2021

Bean

A beautiful cat with pride, but is afraid of Scott

Scott: Bean! Come ere’ beanzie!

by Imaweirdolmao November 25, 2018

beans

the food of true men

mum can we have BEANS for dinner tonight?

by horny kid69 December 20, 2020

Neato Keen Bean

This is the best of the best and I like it very much. If something is neato keen bean, I approve of it in the highest way possible.

It's really great. It's neato keen bean.

by DirtClaudia May 14, 2023

What in the no beans

Phrase that dumb people use when they could just say the phrase ‘what,’ or ‘what the hell,’ to be more complex.

Person 1: -Says something dumb or confusing-
Person 2: What in the no beans?

by Small Tuna Fish August 30, 2021