Squiggle do daddy

A squiggle do daddy is a machine that goes up ur bum to pull out poo when ur constipated or it can stretch ur bum and make it 1 meter by 3 inches

I used a squiggle do daddy and now I can poo again

by Emo girl 69 May 6, 2022

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Daddy's yoghurt

Very creamy cum

"She suffocated to death because daddy's yoghurt was too thick."

Person 1: I gave her some of daddy's yoghurt.
Person 2: Did she die?
Person 1: Yeah.

by SoulButter April 9, 2020

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On a sports team, the daddy mascot is the oldest man on the team. The daddy mascot was once a strong player but now the team has better players, thus the daddy mascot is still on the team but plays less and cheers from the bench usually

Our daddy mascot was with us today as our team was victorious again.

by Hougalleria January 3, 2025

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Brick Daddy

A dad who gives all his coins to Tori V. And he loves her very much.

Tori V, I am your Brick Daddy, here to give you all my coins.

by AI ROBOT March 6, 2023

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Daddy Call

When a woman needs attention from someone who provides good dick and will stay over; if she needs extra attention such as cuddling, kissing, Netflix &Chill, watch porn, love from daddy, and for extra rounds. Not a booty call, but a Daddy call

Girl: Daddy’s Calling, I gotta dip
Girls: ok booty call!!
Girl: nah, this a Daddy Call

by MegaShahz July 27, 2021

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