Alyssa mays

A funky person that listens to nightcore things and has a white deaf cat named kevin

You’re acting like Alyssa Mays today😹😹

by Fr2nksea August 2, 2021

May 5th

The day that the love of your life asked you to be his girlfriend💜

May 5th
Them: Did you ask her to be your girlfriend today!!!
Him: Of course I did!!!

by XNightAngelX May 5, 2022

Macy may

Macy is a complete savage
She lives her life leading on boys ,grabbing their hearts , and crushing them.
Although very straight forward and blunt she can be very kind . She is always helpful and EXTREMELY generous . She has a great work ethic and is on the grind . She always offers to help. Legendary what a g
She is so cool . She walks round like she’s runs the place. Hell yea motherfucker .
Complete raver and does not take shit from anyone . Will punch anyone including police if you take alcohol off her or annoy her friends . Over all an extremely generous man who is very nice and funny and will never do you harm

Ollie: we are alone now

Macy may : stop annoying me

Ollie: tries to spoon her

Macy may :immediealty takes picture of him

by Aveale356 November 28, 2021

May 5th

Opposite Day! Anything someone says they mean the opposite of whatever they said.

White guy-I’m white

Black guy-well it’s may 5th so actually your now black what’s up African American male

by BlackNiggaSmasher May 5, 2022

may 29th

national jana be nice to jana day

i’m gonna be nice the whole day on may 29th!

by yurlol May 29, 2021

No Make-up May

Girls can’t wear make up in the month of may

Sort of like no nut November.

“Hey Susie have you heard of no make up may?”
“NO MAKE-UP MAY MEAN NO WEARING MAKEUP IN MAY!”

by Hobyjoby December 1, 2019