Uranus Was Sucked Into A Black Hole

The most pleasurable cosmic event in history.

When Uranus Was Sucked Into A Black Hole you experienced great joy.

by Bangarangus75us October 1, 2022

Social dick-sucking

Risk-free public sex during shelter-in-place, due to the absence of large public gatherings. Named after social distancing.

Michael and I have been social dick-sucking and it’s great because nobody has called the cops this time

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

The 6th month suck

The 6th month suck is an ancient druid tradition going back hundreds of years and must be upheld to honour the faith of all the druids that perished in the dark wars.

It can only be used by couples that are in a relationship. And on the day of the the six months they have been together the female must honour the druids tradition. The male will say to his spouse it is time for you to perform the 6th month suck. At this point the female must then suck the man's penis for no less than half and hour until the druids that have passed have been remembered and the swallowing of the ancient druid juice shall empower the relationship for years to come.

by Corpserooter October 14, 2018

International Suck a Femboy Day

June 27th is the International Suck a Femboy Day. It's a day where everyone is encouraged to suck a femboy the times they want, as long as they consent.

Guy 1: Fuck! I can't believe tomorrow is International Suck a Femboy Day, I've been waiting all year for this day!
Guy 2: I know, dude. Wanna come over and let me celebrate with my head between your thighs? :3
Guy 1: Hehe let me get my favorite skirt! I’ll be there soon! (> ω <)

by CutelittlebratOwO June 26, 2025

suck-asaurus-rex

An extended term for the word sucks.
Something that is lame-sauce or crappy.

What? You can't go to the concert? That's suck-asaurus-rex!

by FigNasty November 5, 2010

suck pump

a word that’s often used by redrain to a numerous amount of people

possibly meaning is to suck dick

redrain: you suck pump
person: nah, i’m not gay

by sadcitizen March 11, 2018

Suck a dick

An insult used to go tell someone that they suck.

Person 1: HAHA! My grades are ten times higher than your IQ!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Aw, fuck you, go SUCK A DICK.
Person 1: *Dies from cringe

If you keep on thinking your insults are good when they're really not, you should go suck a dick.

by sadfasdfasdfsadfasdf June 13, 2022