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Pitch Slap 

When you accept an unsolicited invitation on social media, only to receive an immediate response by the contact pitching their latest product.

Abuse is common on LinkedIn by "Tech Bros", offshore resources, financial advisors, and desperate sales professionals whom lack any tact or "book smarts".
I just received this request from this Tech Bro Benton based out of San Francisco.

I bet if I accept it he'll "Pitch Slap" me immediately regarding his company's latest AI driven SaaS Security Architecture sitting on a best in class custom built platform which is hybrid / secure / private cloud ready with a link to the demo.

DEEEECLINE.
Pitch Slap by Lookin4LootDrops June 14, 2024
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National slap your bf day 

On this day you can slap the f*ck out of your bf
I slapped you only because it’s national slap your bf day and you pissed me off.
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Burlap slap

When a woman tries to lock her legs around you during sex so you smack a her clit like a burlap sack of potato’s
This chick tried to trap when as I was about to nut so I had to burlap slap her.
Burlap slap by CooterCritter34 July 20, 2024

flirt slap

When flirting and you gently slap her across the face.
I don't know why she's crying, I only flirt slapped her!

flirt slap

The act of slapping while flirting
I don't know why she's crying, I only flirt slapped her

Back-Slap 

When your diaper gets full (Ideally to the brim), do a half backflip, and land on your ass to see how far you can slap the contents of the diaper out
I bet you can’t back-slap further than me bro. I hold the world record
Back-Slap by Officialnwrd November 24, 2024

Tim slap 

When a man catches you off guard and slaps you in the side of the face with his erect penis.
That boy Tim slapped me last night hoping I’d indulge him with a blow job.
Tim slap by Redhot_temper81 November 25, 2024