American: *tries speaking French in France with a horrible accent to a local citizen*
Frenchman: "what is that, Mexican French?"
American: "woah, you can speak English too?!"
Frenchman: "what is that, Mexican French?"
American: "woah, you can speak English too?!"
by An Honest Black Guy October 5, 2021
Get the Mexican Frenchmug. The act of doing cocaine and pole dancing while playing red light green light to La Cucaracha. Typically done at sketchy dive bars
I was thinking of going down to the dive bar and getting some girls to do the Mexican Stoplight.
I'm going to get shit faced and do the Mexican Stoplight.
I'm going to get shit faced and do the Mexican Stoplight.
by PhonkLord6767SoFrigginToughBoi September 9, 2025
Get the Mexican Stoplightmug. When a women wakes a man up in the morning to perform oral sex on him while she simultaneously dips two finger in hot sauce and shoves it up his rectum.
by Rim Tobbs November 22, 2020
Get the Mexican Breakfastmug. A mexican shedding cobra is when your having sex and the hole the penis is inside of is too dry, which makes the top layer of skin peel off of the penis.
"How was last night with that new baddy?"
"It was going great for me until I aquired a mexican shedding cobra."
"It was going great for me until I aquired a mexican shedding cobra."
by TeemoSlayer July 4, 2024
Get the Mexican Shedding Cobramug. Saliva used as a sex lubricant.
Spitting in one’s hand and rubbing the saliva onto a body part just before insertion.
Spitting in one’s hand and rubbing the saliva onto a body part just before insertion.
“I spread her legs, used some Mexican Lube, and slid it right in.”
“What’s Mexican Lube?”
“Spit! I spit in my hand and lubed it up.”
“What’s Mexican Lube?”
“Spit! I spit in my hand and lubed it up.”
by CoachMatt May 24, 2022
Get the Mexican Lubemug. When you make a toasted cheese sandwich but the cheese didn’t melt and/or stick to the bread as you desired so you there for use seamen as a substitute savoury adhesive. “Mexican Glue.”
by Dr. Hawthorne June 9, 2023
Get the Mexican Gluemug. While at work, to use the bathroom for before lunch/break. Usually an average of 10 minutes, however it’s not unusual to last up to 30 minutes. Bathroom use does not necessarily have to happen.
Julian: where are you going Luke? It’s not lunch yet for another 15 minutes!
Luke: I know, guess I’ll just have to use the Mexican Time Machine!
Luke: I know, guess I’ll just have to use the Mexican Time Machine!
by Professor PAINAL September 25, 2025
Get the Mexican time machinemug.