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National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.
“Hey Joseph, you ready?”

“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”
by daelynfr May 9, 2024
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Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

On May 13th Guadalupe gets on her hands and knees for Joseph’s dick.
“Lupita you know what day it is right?”
“Oh you talking about-
Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day, now get down.”
by daelynfr May 9, 2024
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The Octopus-Joseph Special

When two people are muted in a voice call through an online platform (like Zoom, Discord, Skype, etc.) because they are stimulating each others penises' with their hands. This often leads to discomfort among the other participants in the voice calls, and it is advised that you should beat off your homies outside of voice calls, where it is less appropriate.
Person 1: "Yo why the fuck are Marvin and Brooklyn muted? They haven't said a word in the VC for 10 minutes!"

Person 2: "They're probably doing the Octopus-Joseph Special right now."

Person 1: "Erm, what the fuck?"
by Jon Dawg January 26, 2026
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The Ol Joseph Smith

My buddy went to Utah for the holidays and was telling me about how he got The Ol Joseph Smith. He said she could suck the shine off a Cadillac.
by Tyler Ovist November 26, 2024
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The Ol Joseph Smith

My buddy went to Utah for the holidays and was telling me how this girl gave him The Ol Joseph Smith. He said she could suck the chrome off a Cadillac.
by Tyler Ovist November 26, 2024
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Caleb Dean Joseph Binning

the kind of guy who gets broken up with just to get back with girl.

then get broken up with again.
Caleb Dean Joseph Binning has a small pp hahaha
by lover_of_friends March 10, 2025
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Jackson "Yelling In Pain" Josephu Robles; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release
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