bear brand

a milk brand that makes u stronk like a big boy and is the best

Hey! How u stronk?
Cuz I drank bear brand milk it makes u stronk
Wow! I should drink it too!

by funny google person dictionary May 2, 2022

2 bears 1 cave

2 hairy men Indulging in sexual intercourse while in a dark damp cold environment

Wanna come play 2 bears 1 cave? I always come out on top

by The Mottanator 400 December 4, 2023

A Bear

A person who pretends to have close relationships with others, even if they’ve only met a handful of times (or not at all), and frequently guilt-trips people into hanging out with them. The typical "A Bear" thrives on awkwardly inserting themselves into plans and conversations, often claiming they were “totally invited” or making you feel bad for “leaving them out.” They are the undisputed champions of emotional manipulation disguised as friendship.

"Ugh, I wasn’t even planning a party, but 'A Bear' heard about my Friday night and now I feel bad not inviting him."

"We barely know each other, but he’s pulling an 'A Bear' and acting like I’m his best friend from middle school."

"Be careful mentioning plans around her—she’s such 'A Bear' and will guilt-trip her way into it."

Pro Tip: If you encounter 'A Bear,' set boundaries or prepare for a guilt-fueled emotional rollercoaster.

by The ISM 85 January 15, 2025

bear junior

he walks on 4s and he's a youngling , he lives with thy grandmothers

Matthew : did u hear bear junior is com8gn to town
Chase: hell yeah!
Matthew: i'm so glad!!
chase : he's the best dog but he got shipped away 🤭

by len :3 July 13, 2022

Blair Bear

a beautiful amazing puppy who is the bestest girl. she’s so sweet and loves to give kisses. she loves playing with toys and friends. she is boy crazy but somewhat loyal to her current boyfriend. she is the prettiest baby in the world and she acts like a perfect angel 24/7!

omg Blair Bear just pooped in the house.

by blair bears mom April 14, 2024

booka bear

a wonderful girl who tells it like it is she don't play no games and will ride with you to the end she a beautiful nightmare that you can't live without

that's my booka bear

by her scarcrow November 20, 2023

Bear hug

Have your partner put in a large pinch of grizzly wintergreen dip, spits on your pens and gives you a tingly hand job.

Brandy stole Billy's can of dip and gave me the best bear hug I've ever got.

by Carolina gypsy April 15, 2022