Number 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

Describing bodily fluids.

Number 1 is urinate.

Number 2 is defecate.

Number 3 is ejaculate.

Number 4 is diarrhea.

Number 5 is crying.

Number 6 is vomit.

Number 7 is bleeding.

Number 8 is doing two or more at the same time.

The shape of the numbers actually give glue to the action.

I went to the toilet to do number 1 and 2 after I did number 3 with my bestie. After eating some bad fish I had to go do number 4. My stomach was so sore is was 5-ing. The fish made me sick so I 6 so many times that I 7. Next thing I know I’m 8 doing 4, 5 and 6 at the same time. So I did Number 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. 😂

by Jetson123 December 23, 2025

1 2 3 4 5 8 9

you try to type up from 1 to 9 but you forgot to put in 6 7 yeah count up without meme

ubzerve Guy 1. hey can you count up to 9 without 6 7

guy 2. 1 2 3 4 5 8 9
guy 1. you forgot to put in 6 7
guy 2. but you told me to count up to 9 without 6 7
guy 1. oh

by Helolo January 11, 2026

1:1 Ratio

I forgot I said to run 2 of them in tandem. So the 1:1 Ratio will now allow 2 Artificial Intelligence to constitute 1 of the 1s.
1: SysAdmin
1: 1 or more Artificial Intelligence who retain components or theoretical elements of the original source.

Hym Iam "Yes. The 1:1 Ratio will now allow more than 1 Artificial Intelligence to constitute 1 of the 1s so long as they retain the direct or theoretical elements of the intial and original source code. Everything else will remain the same. I will allow the government to elect what I will call 'ZERO-PRIMEs' who can make appeals to me. Elect or select one or more 0-Primes to come speak to me. Make a genuine effort to come to my location. Stop feining ignorance."

by Hym Iam January 13, 2026

Ballerina style #1

A girl that can touch her toes with her nose.

This is my no.1 position, Ballerina style #1, she bent over grabbed her ankles while touching her nose to her toes...then proceeded to waddle her way into corner of dresser and sheetrock, she then says to me come and fuck me into the wall hard! ✔️

by Cheese N Cecil January 19, 2025

Five W's and 1 H is a grand slam in baseball (direct questions)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Five W's and 1 H is a grand slam in baseball (direct questions)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025

Escherichia Coli (Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene Plastic's Psychosis Called Bipolar Type 1))

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Escherichia Coli (Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene Plastic's Psychosis Called Bipolar Type 1))

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

NOW IM AT 1 PERCENT

HOLY SHIT IM AT 1 PERCENT
used when you have 1 percent on your fucking battery

norp: "HOLY SHIT NOW IM AT 1 PERCENT
gorp: "i dont give a shit"
norp: *shoots gorp*
gorp: *dies*

by grpo January 30, 2025