Newtons Law

This law states that no ford or drink is allowed in Brant after the February 11,2023 Dr Pepper Nuclear war
Newton put a 4 Loko top on a Dr Pepper 2 Litre and causers an explosion. This is an example of what causes a Newtons Law
by Newton Hater February 13, 2023
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Spouse's great-great-grandpibling's husband.
My co-great-great-granduncle-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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Murphyz Law

If the opps can slide they will slide
Cant walk outside unlucky like Murphyz Law

(A play on murphys law)
by jimmyslimdick May 22, 2022
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co-aunt-in-law

Spouse's pibling's wife.
co-aunt-in-law.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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Slerf's Law

Slerf's Law is the idea that the most retarded outcome is the most likely.

Coined by Twitter user 0x_charlemagne, the origin of the name lies in a retarded meme coin dev named Slerf, who accidentally burned 53 thousand Solana trying to launch a meme coin called Slerf.
I thought I would make millions on this meme coin; instead, the stupid dev burned the entire supply. I should have seen it coming because of Slerf's law.
by 0x_Charlemagne March 19, 2024
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Big Law

Big Law is Tubbo in a lawyer persona, sometimes he goes into a different voice when in the Big Law persona.
Tommy: TUBBO! I NEED BIG LAW....
Tubbo: ok 1 second :)
Tubbo/Big Law: WHAT IS THE PROBLEM HERE?!
by tubbomomentaandthebiglaw October 12, 2021
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Roblox's law

A rule that states: "If any given online space is designed for children, it will inevitably attract tons of child predators."
This law is named after the platform Roblox, which is notorious for being full of child predators.
1: Dude, this children's app got taken down cuz there was too many predators!
2: That's Roblox's law for ya.
by Aloomanum2 July 8, 2025
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