Wet Snail

The first person shaves off all of their body hair and then covers themself in hand sanitizer. The second person crouches on their ass with a belt around their neck. They ride into the future.

Wife: nothing makes me happy anymore!
Husband: just wet snail me, you’ll feel better.

by shrekslodge March 19, 2020

wet bathmat

Brown guy

I don’t want to have sex with you as you smell like a wet bathmat

by Booner 106 May 8, 2019

wet as a river

When a woman's vagina is continuously and excessively wet and is very pleasing to the male species.

Whenever we talk about sexual activities, my girl gets wet as a river.

by Way more jamie April 7, 2017

Alaskan Wet-wipe

To be used while brushing your teeth and shitting: spitting your toothpaste onto the toilet paper before wiping.

Why are you crying?

I just used an Alaskan wet-wipe

What’s cooler than being cool?
An Alaskan wet-wipe

by Tim the word man July 1, 2023

Wet sock lover

Someone who enjoys the feeling of wearing wet socks.

Greg is a wet sock lover.

by Larry_n March 25, 2022

wets my tulips

For when you're really excited about something.

First said by Don Burke in a 1999 episode of Burke's Backyard, it took on another life on TikTok and turned into a viral sound.

girl: "I just got a bikini wax"
boy: "damn girl, that really wets my tulips"

by bondurke January 22, 2025

wet rub

when you shat in your friends dads pants leaving a nice skid mark for the homie.

i’m glad neil let me borrow his sweat pants but unfortunately I left a wet rub in them so he might have to throw them out.

by themanthewetrub May 9, 2020