CL City News

News made in CL City, the 2nd best news source in the CL Empire.

The CL City News is pretty dang trustworthy.

by Randonarchy April 2, 2021

oklahoma city thunder

an nba team based off of oklahoma

guys oklahoma city thunder won their last game!

by notthebananaguyfromthebanana December 23, 2023

City stuff

weed thats already been burned but you can still smoke it and get high

"yo i made my own city stuff

by pussifairy420 September 24, 2022

Hammock City

A gathering of drunken campers, usually around multiple bonfires string several hammocks up in the woods and party for the weekend

I heard the hammock city this weekend is gonna be awesome.

by One Smart-ass redneck September 28, 2014

Stim city

When one takes a lot of stimulants for a while and gets a lot of work done

I’m going to stim city and beyond bitches

by Lean Lieutenant April 17, 2024

Kansas City drought

The sexual act of setting her pubes on fire then shoving it her ass and shouting “I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore Toto”

Dude last night we did the Kansas city drought and now I think I’m in love

by Allrightythennn January 23, 2023

not the city

that one kid who everyone knows but doesn't even go to your school

"yea dude at westbrook high they all know me" "dude you're not the city"

by magicalthinker May 31, 2016