by K-Atie May 10, 2006
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"Hey Tyler"
"Yeah"
"You remember that guy that we went to high school with. Y'know, the one that was a complete douchebag."
"Oh yeah, that guy was such a douche! All he ever did was complain about his fuckin' douchey life. What was his name again? Brandon Richards?"
"Richardson, actually."
"Whatever. He's still a douche face douche bag doucher."
"Well said, good Sir."
"Yeah"
"You remember that guy that we went to high school with. Y'know, the one that was a complete douchebag."
"Oh yeah, that guy was such a douche! All he ever did was complain about his fuckin' douchey life. What was his name again? Brandon Richards?"
"Richardson, actually."
"Whatever. He's still a douche face douche bag doucher."
"Well said, good Sir."
by Silent I3ob April 26, 2009
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2:A person who thinks their cool but not
3:People who are always saying your wrong and say their right but being stubborn
4: Someone who laughs at you and makes fun of you if having a personal problem
5: A person who puts you down
6: Someone who never listen to what you say
7: Cleans a female vagina
"heh heh.. you have a F on your test, I have a better grade than you haha.. failure"
"your such a douche bag.."
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by UniversalAnswer May 12, 2009
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