National Mistletoe Day

An National Day for one person

and another who loves each other to stand on the nearest Mistletoe. What are you waiting for? Give Christmas some joy!

John: "Oh...I guess we can kiss on an national mistletoe day!" Said John, standing at the mistletoe
Lola: "Why of course, my dear!"
Said Lola, standing at the mistletoe

by Christmas Anon From Deez nu- December 14, 2021

National roast joe day

Today is the one day in the year you can roast joe without him kicking you from the group chat.

Hey joe, you’re bad at tuba. And I can say that, because it’s national roast joe day.

by YaBoiShaggy108 March 27, 2023

National suck dick day [Not applicable to Rey]

April 12th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo thugizzles dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day. Once again Rey cannot suck anyone's dick

Hey Diana are you participating in National suck dick day Not applicable to Rey?

Yes but I can and will only suck Rey’s dick

by drnotpepper October 24, 2023

December 30th National boobie pic day

Make your gf send you a boobie pic on December 30th

You have to send me a boobie pic bc its December 30th National boobie pic day

by notmanderin December 29, 2023

National antibully day

Were people bully others

Cory loft bully’s Riley Beighton so it is national antibully day tomorrow

by Yeetgccdffg April 10, 2019

National Booby day

April 7 every year is national Booby day where you send your boyfriend your titties and or you playing with them to show your love

“hey baby it’s national booby day, can i see your honkers?”

by SlimyTimy April 7, 2024

National Maraca day

It's a good day to be a person holding a maraca.

It's National Maraca day

by T_SWIZZLE0649 November 1, 2021