Max's Law

the theory that if any cord leading from ones phone can be caught on an obstacle and become dislodged from the compartment of the device, it fucking shall.

"Fuck the doorknob pulled my damn earphones out! God Damn Max's Law!"

by Ah Nu Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke March 15, 2017

Law 69

Law 69 states that if a woman is to pants a man, she must then give him a blowjob.

Yeah man, she totally thought she could pants me, but thanks to Law 69 she had to blow me after!

by DustierPond3 April 23, 2021

co-second-cousin-twice-removed-in-law

Spouse's second-cousin-twice-removed's spouse.

My co-second-cousin-twice-removed-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

Alkaias Law

The point at which Reductio ad absurdum reaches a point in which the argument at hand has lost all credibility

If two people are trying to make a soft drink, and one can't, but the other bottles AIDS, clearly the lack of soft drink is better than a bottle of AIDS. - Alkaias Law in effect

by Zack Vedrina August 20, 2012

Huntrod's Law

coined by the philosopher, Patrick Huntrods, the law states that any headline containing the word "woke" can be summarily dismissed as racist propaganda.

Did you see the headline, "What will it take to get the woke folks to 'jump the shark'?" Man, I totally invoked Huntrod's Law.

by Lenin23 October 21, 2021

parent-in-law

Spouse's parent.

parent-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Singler's Law

An internet rule for how long it takes in a comment thread before someone mentions Grindr.

So it took that guy, like, ten minutes to mention Grindr in that thread about doughnuts.
Dude, that's an excellent example of Singler's Law

by metagrindr December 5, 2014