arse face

someone who is undeniably ugly; someone who's face resembles a hairy ass.

the hairy lady that works at the 7-11 down the street

by capn t March 24, 2005

butter face.

one who has a good body but an ugly face.

everything looks good butter face.

by npelona June 11, 2006

stunt face

The homeless man's stunt dick. The stunt face takes care of all the acting/oral in a porn movie before the stunt dick takes over for the money shots. Blest with a handsome face, but small wiener, the stunt face is forced to gnaw his way to fame.

If Tom Cruise (Top Gun, Cocktail) and Gheorghe Muresan (former Washington Bullets star, My Giant) were cast in a porno, Tom (the stunt face) would read the lines about delivering the pizza with extra sausage or whatever and then eat the woman out in a few tight close ups. Then, using movie magic, Gheorghe would step in to sexify the woman with his larger boner and proceed to blow his love juice on her face and chest. You'd never know two guys were in the movie if you watched it at full speed and skipped all the bonus extras on the DVD.

by Surrealistic Pillow June 17, 2009

putty face

what you call someone who wears copious amounts of makeup.

Dude 1: Yo Dude, see how much makeup that girl is wearing over there?

Dude 2: Oh yeah putty face, she must slap it on with a trowel.

by AussieMale June 18, 2009

petal-face

A fungul-disease that manifests itself in spoilt childern (usually private school childeren ) who has little to no knowledge of the way the world works. this is due mainly to being wrapped in cotton wool from an early age.

other symptons include:not knowing the name of drugs. not knowing what drugs are. being dissapoving of alchahol. being a mummys boy small penis, etc...

Alex is a right petal-face, he reckons that credit crunch is a cereal.

by fanofbombaysaphire January 16, 2010

Toast Face

The face created after on eats toast at a very enjoyable and rapid speed. Looks like this:

:3

You can do it at home! Simply press colon. Then press three. Now you're toast facing! Use it for toast time!

Star scream.

"i cant believe its not butter! omnonmnonmom! :3! (MAKES TOAST FACE)" - Starscream

"You've failed me for the last time. AGAIN!" - Megatron

"I hate this family! I wish i WAS NEVER BORN! meheheheheheheawww D : " - Star scream

"PRIIIIIIIIME!"

by COCK JOKE3231 June 1, 2009

playdoh face

One who's face looks smashed or pieced together as if you were playing with playdoh. Uneveness of the face.

"That slut has the most uneven, huge nose I've ever seen."
"That bitch just got a playdoh face."

by Terahhhhh April 21, 2008