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creampie eating

If a creampie is a freshly-inseminated vagina, creampie eating is the act of licking and swallowing semen directly from the vagina. It's the only gentlemanly way to atone for your sins if you come too soon, leaving your partner not yet fully satisfied.
Just kidding. A cream pie is merely an innocent food or dessert choice, in which case creampie eating is merely a way to pack on a few extra pounds or kilogrammes. Even then, expect this to be fetishised: see BBW, big beautiful woman, BBW chaser and feederism for a taste of where this might be going.
by bitchuck March 14, 2024
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National eat her out day

On March 17 every year you can eat your girlfriend out all day and all night
person 1: hey baby is national eat her out day

Person 2: don’t mind if I do
by Official Odisha photo March 14, 2024
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National eat marcuses ass day

National eat marcuses ass day is a free pass to eat any man named marcuses ass. This day is on March 27
National eat marcuses ass day is a all day activity.
by Eat jaylen pp March 26, 2024
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eat the mouse

To be stupid, dumb, unintelligent, or unaware. Best used as an accusation

Past tense: “ate the mouse”
“bro how did you not know that she went to our school? you ate the mouse fr.”
“i knew! i swear i didn’t eat the mouse
by slumpchump March 31, 2024
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On the twenty-first of June, you should eat crispy toe nails dipped in cheddar cheese until you have a stomach puncture.
Have you heared what happened to Joe?

No what?

He's got stomach puncture, he's in the hospital.

Oh my god, why?

Check urbandictionary. You'll read about the International crispy toe nails dripped in cheddar cheese eating day
by HipósGeci June 20, 2021
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Eat sand

Ok so in today’s video I’m going to play... what’s the name, let me see. (Ten hours of silence later) ok we are playing eat sand... (ten years of creepy silence later) So uh I’m drinking hot sauce not known as lava uh so I’m ending this video uh.
by Da personnnnn June 23, 2021
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