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cake pop surprise

when two consenting adults agree to a sexual act of shoving pillsbury cookie dough and nemo’s carrot cake up ones anus to create a cake pop mold, sticking a stick in pulling it out and eating it
cheryl let me cake pop surprise her ass
by pahpawpussypoppy May 29, 2022
mugGet the cake pop surprisemug.

christmas tree cakes

Something that people are addicted to holy frick why
A : I love these christmas tree cakes! *spams them in the group chat*
Everybody else : WhYYYYY
by foxlife37 December 15, 2020
mugGet the christmas tree cakesmug.

needle cake

A pile of shit with used heroin needles sticking out of it, like birthday candles. Commonly found in liberal utopias, where the homeless population has free roam to do whatever the fuck they want.
I was walking my dog around the neighborhood and she almost stepped in a god damn needle cake. I wish the governor would do something.
by Coolzville October 13, 2020
mugGet the needle cakemug.

Cup cake

The act of farting into your own cupped hand and then lifting the stench up into another persons face. A way of sharing your farts.
I was sitting down to watch the movie when my brother cup caked me and I started gagging from the smell. Mum and dad were furious and my brother almost pissed himself laughing.
by The Zurnich July 26, 2023
mugGet the Cup cakemug.

Eating the cake batter

Eating what comes out of the cake (vagina) and licking it clean til it’s all gone
“Didn’t Jim tell you what he did the other night ?”

“Yeah he said he went home and beat that girls cake then proceeded to eating the cake batter
by Dinosaur_jr220 May 26, 2018
mugGet the Eating the cake battermug.

Carpet cake

When a guy with a beard goes down on an unshaven woman and leaves crumbs from the beard to the minge.
Went down on my girlfriend after dinner and accidentally carpet caked her.
by Carpet caker September 5, 2021
mugGet the Carpet cakemug.

Bumhole cake

The act of sucking cake mixture from ones anus with a side of cream.
“Crutchley had some amazing bumhole cake last night
by HeyGuysitsNicole69 May 22, 2019
mugGet the Bumhole cakemug.

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