Bean

Bean is a very versatile word. Similar to the new hipster use of the word “minute,” it can be used to describe a long or short period of time depending on the context of the conversation.

Context: Friends that have not seen each other in a while.

“Yooo it’s been a bean bro, I miss you”

Context: A friend is on his way and will be there shortly.

“I’m around the corner I’ll be there in a bean”

by Bean Blaster May 9, 2022

Green Bean

a brand new starbucks barista, or newer barista or who is not good at their job

zoe: how was closing last night?
luke: it wasn’t great, just me and two green beans. we got out late
zoe: hopefully they get better soon!

by zoe.jxhnsxn June 25, 2025

Bean-Busted

When you fracture your clavicle because a can of beans was thrown at you full force directly onto your clavicle.

Get bean busted, you stinky idiot! Haha, look at him, he just got bean-busted!

by The big bean March 7, 2021

Bean Stain

When you try to wash a dish that you had recently stored or eaten baked beans out of, there's a nasty stain on the dish that takes a lot of scrubbing to clean. That is bean stain.

"You expect me to clean your bean stain? No, you do it yourself!"
"But it's gross!"
"Then don't eat beans!"
"NOOOOOOO! I NEED THE BEANS!"

by VoodooRat May 4, 2020

Cool beans

A slang term originated in the 60s for the words cool, awesome, or legit

Also can be used sarcasm

Cool beans has made it big in pop culture

Nick- Wass up homie, I got da greatest news
Lance- what’s it’s bro

Nick- I got my drivers license back
Lance- cool beans bruh
Nick- I know right

by Oh really??? March 31, 2019

Bean

The name of someone who most likely cant tell left from down

Fucking bean at it again

by Not Noot August 30, 2021

acorn on a bean bag

When an individual has an extremely small and short penis but a large saggy ball sac

My buddy Julien has an acorn on a bean bag

by Gingleshcmecker May 30, 2023