bag worthy

referring the readiness/level of intoxication of an individual who will be securely placed within a large hockey bag unbeknownst to him. The said individual will usually be a friend/roommate who is a character of diminished mental faculties, one of smaller stature, and who is alarmingly inebriated.

Dan: Hey, is Drake bag worthy yet?

Matt: Not quite, luckily I was able to retain a modest amount of this Bacardi 151/ever clear mixture.

Dan: Good, that should do the trick.

by Maxwell Anderson October 23, 2007

wank-bag

a bag of the residue left over after masterbation.
cum in a bag.
a nasty person by association with a nasty,unpleasant thing.
a type of insult.

that guy just robbed my wallet,
what a wank-bag!!!

by informer27 April 5, 2009

Bag Stand

A place where you might rest your (testicle)bag. Often upon the chin or forehead or across the nose of a nearby trog. Also used as an even more derogratory term for an idiot or douche bag.

Example 1). "Dude, this bag stand is going 50 MPH in the fast lane.. I want to end his stupid life"

Example 2). "That sluts face is the perfect bag stand." "indeed"

by Uniboehmer February 14, 2009

Bag of Briefcaseness

Basically, any bag that contains drugs or drug paraphranelia.

Stoner 1- Dude, did you bring over the bong?
Stoner 2- Yeah, its in the bag of briefcaseness
Stoner 3- Awesome

by Brown Bear :) June 26, 2008

Bag of hoe

When a robber puts a bunch of hoes in a bag then rapes them when he gets home

I got a bag of hoe last night.

by sexyninja69 February 2, 2009

bag of beans

Scrotum, smooth criminals, tomatoes, nadbag, jizzbags, raisin bag, happy sack, hairy saddlebags, bag of fruit, John Waynes hairy saddlebags, sack onuts; daddy-bag; marsupium; bag of tricks; jelly-bag.

I enjoyed Pamela playing with my bag of beans and giving me a head.

by AmЕn July 20, 2016

Bag of richards

A polite way of saying a bag of dicks!!

Hey kane you can suck on a bag of richards.

by Jimmy dong johnson December 6, 2019