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smegma eating contest

a contest in wich competitors try and eat as much smegma as they can
"i won the smegma eating contest last week"
by smegwich February 26, 2023
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either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary)

a phrase meaning

"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
by Sexydimma May 28, 2014
mugGet the either you eat bacon, or you are wrongmug.

eat the peas out of her shit

She is so hot and attractive you would do anything to fuck her
I would eat the peas out of her shit
by jon doeh July 23, 2022
mugGet the eat the peas out of her shitmug.

Ugly Eating

Going all in on a delicious meal and not giving a damn what you look like while eat it.
Frankie was ugly eating that tuna melt like it was the best thing she'd ever tasted.
Miriam ugly ate an entire pint of ben and jerrys on the couch alone on the night she learned the definition of ugly eating.
by AJJBFSJB December 2, 2021
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