big grey fish

double bass in grey case that has tendencies to linger in closed doors. not legimic/logemic

a double bass getting stuck in the door, of the lift door, or a window as appropriate.

by drances frury June 14, 2003

tight as a fishes ass under compression

Someone who does not spend any money.............period!

He was as tight as a fishes ass under compression when it came time to getting any money out of him.....cunt.

by GS71 April 4, 2015

I'm Your Tuna Fish Sandwich

From the blues classic - slang for sexual availability.

"Free tonight?"
"I'm your tuna fish sandwich."

"I'm your tuna fish sandwich, spoon me on your bread.
I'm your tuna sandwich baby, best to eat in bed."

by Monkey's Dad February 20, 2023

So long, and thanks for all the fish

What the dolphins said (or tried to say) to us humans as they left right before the Earth was destroyed in the book The Ultimate Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy.

"So long, and thanks for all the fish." -dolphin

by beattie April 11, 2005

i slapped your fish

I SLAPPED YOUR FISH means when someone slapped your fish. It's used in a funny way and people that try to use it seriously, well, won't be taken seriously. Its something that funny people would personally like to name themselves on a game that you can name yourself.

My friend's name on Big Brother: I SLAPPED YOUR FISH
My sister: NO!! DONT SLAP MY FISH!!!!!
My Friend: TO LATE (yes she DID put "To" instead of "Too")
My Sister: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*a few minutes later*
*my friend goes up to my sister*
My Sister: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO I JUST BOUGHT A NEW FISH!!!
My name: IM A DUCKING CAT BRU
Me: *EATS FISH*
My Friend: *SLAPS FISH*
My Sister: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by CatDog IM A DUCKING CAT BRU June 23, 2017

Large Mysterious Fish eats a Duck

A Youtube video that shows a lake with ducks swimming in it, and then suddenly a skeleton jumps up in front of the camera with the same scream as K-fee and scares the viewer.

Me and my friend watched Large Mysterious Fish eats a Duck and now we can't sleep.

by zoombcake March 27, 2021

Killer Fish From San Diego

A pretty rad looking dead fish that was played with in front of a camera in some dude's yard as he recited his famous speech which was a widespread internet meme in the latter half of 2021.

"Killer Fish, Killer Fish from San Diego."

"Hello, I will be your, Killer Fish for the evening. Thank you"

by Skinnyfreakinthesheets November 22, 2021