"Like, ohmaayygooodddd, BMo says he's gonna Pterodactyl Slap me with his Late Jurassic dino dingus"
"Gurl, you are SO lucky. I wish I had a man who would...."
"**Pterodactyl shriek approaching rapidly**"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"wweeereee deeeeeeaaaddd nowwwwwwwww"
"Gurl, you are SO lucky. I wish I had a man who would...."
"**Pterodactyl shriek approaching rapidly**"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"wweeereee deeeeeeaaaddd nowwwwwwwww"
by thebeemdreem September 8, 2020
Get the Pterodactyl Slapmug. Why the hell are you looking up the definition of the word slap? Are you retarded? You fucking idiot?
Person 1: Why did you just look up the definition of the word slap?
Person 2: I don't know, just felt like it.
Person 1: *Slaps Person 2*
Person 2: Did you just slap me for searching the definition of slap?
Person 1: Yes I did. And you can't do anything about it because this isn't a real conversation.
Person 2: Oh, right.
Person 2: I don't know, just felt like it.
Person 1: *Slaps Person 2*
Person 2: Did you just slap me for searching the definition of slap?
Person 1: Yes I did. And you can't do anything about it because this isn't a real conversation.
Person 2: Oh, right.
by Sluuuurp November 26, 2020
Get the Slapmug. by Let go fishing November 17, 2021
Get the Slap housemug. by yoyoyoyoyo1 April 16, 2020
Get the slap ass daymug. by i'm babi January 30, 2024
Get the cracker slappedmug. A clit slap is simply another term for pussy grab... only when using this term the meaning changes slightly. Pussy grab means to grab someone by the pussy. Clit slap is where you slap someone in the pussy. A clit slap is mostly used to assert sexual dominance, but sometimes it can be used as a sign that the pussy is powerful therefore it gives the penial region extra strength.
“Babe the pussy is too powerful!!!”
*Clit Slap*
“Oh babe... it’s only to give you that little bit of extra strength to destroy my pussy!!!”
*Clit Slap*
“Oh babe... it’s only to give you that little bit of extra strength to destroy my pussy!!!”
by I_Think_My_Grandma_Is_Gay November 17, 2019
Get the Clit Slapmug. Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!
Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary
Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary
Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean
Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!
Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!
by SuperDope Trash March 11, 2020
Get the National Slap Ass Daymug.