Female equivalent of a 'Turkey Slap'. The act of being slapped across the face by an oversize clitoris.
She really put me in my place last night after I gave her attitude. She whipped out that squid leg of a clit and bean bagged the fuck out of me
by OlBrotherB November 7, 2022
Get the Bean baggedmug. Beans are seed like food. Beans are what cause late night farts. They are what cause your significant other to kick you out of the bed at 2am. They are what cause people to smell and make weird faces. They also cause big shits and make you smell like sweaty pits.
by MARGRET MARY July 12, 2017
Get the Beansmug. keen as beans is a describing word to call someone who wants you to buy them a gatorade bottle so they can smoke ket till they are blind
Person 1 "hi keen as beans here could you buy me a gatorade bottle so i can smoke ket till im blind"
person 2 "sure keen as beans"
person 2 "sure keen as beans"
by elibeefpope March 20, 2024
Get the Keen as beansmug. To be someone’s ‘bestest bean’ is to be someone who is the kindest, most supportive, amazing human bean on the planet. You share music taste and food and dream of going to every concert possible. Concerts are fun.
by youruncertainshadow February 22, 2020
Get the bestest beanmug. by Bunger13 September 29, 2022
Get the bean buzzermug. 
Everyone: Omd we've been dating for ages
That 1 person (me) : yea yea ok
Everyone: You're such a single bean , find someone
That 1 person (me) : yea yea ok
Everyone: You're such a single bean , find someone
by ThAt_AnNoyMuS_USeR August 28, 2020
Get the single beanmug.