Chocolate

a food in the form of a paste or solid block usually made from roasted and ground cacao seeds, typically sweetened and eaten as confectionery. it can also be made using other things and the etymological tern has now evolved even to encompass things like white chocolate, which has no cocoa at all.

Here, have some chocolate.

by Ajhdgs February 2, 2024

Chocolate

A food made typically made from roasted or ground cacao beans. It is generally sweetened and can be consumed in many forms. Since it's conceptipn, it's etymological meaning has now evolved to even encompass things made from substances apart from the cacao like white chocolate.

Here, have some white chocolate. It's great!

by AJShah February 6, 2024

Chocolate Robbery

The act of stealing someones extrements before they drop into the water.

1: I was just trying to take a shit, but there was no splash. Weird.
2: DId you hear it drop or see it flush?
1: No
2: Well then, it was a Chocolate Robbery.

by LilGanja1337 February 8, 2024

Chocolate Orchestra

When all the boys go to the bathroom together after eating taco bell, this is only possible when there are rows of stalls and the squad has major butt pee.

Zach: (at drive-through window) Thanks for the 5-layer beefy burritos
...5 minutes later
Ed: Damn, these burritos got me feeling some type of way!
Nate: Me too man, I don't feel so good
Ed: Sounds like we're going to the chocolate orchestra tonight

by HAM_THUMPER December 6, 2022

chocolate wise

When you eat a reasonable amount of chocolate at Easter, eating too much would be unwise.

"Are you going to be chocolate wise this Easter?"

by Chocolatewise December 10, 2022

A box of chocolates

When sneak into a bathroom, either in a private home or office/public restroom, and while holding a nice dookie in the chamber, removed the lid to the toilet tank. Then carefully sit/hover (your preference) on/over the now open upper tank with your feet where your ass would normally be. Then proceed to drop your delightfully odiferous chocolates into the tank. Wiping your ass is preferred but not required. Remembering to replace the lid of the toilet tank and walk away. Depending upon the length of time it is left undisturbed, every time the toilet is flushed, there will be muddy water that will proceed to fill the bowl. This will have the opposite effect of the well known “2000 flushes” cleaning product. *note: do not try this in a port a pot

I felt disrespected by the cashier at the grocery store who used the wrong pronoun when speaking to me. So my dumb ass left a box of chocolates in the fourth stall from the end.

by Hugh’s Jassle December 25, 2022

aero mint chocolate bar

the most camp personallity one knows about:
similar to zesty or fruity

"you like aero mint chocolate bar" - meaning someone likes very camp actions

by God's asscrack December 29, 2022