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what if you sucked my nuts

a term originally coined by hakita (creator of ultrakill) during a discord converstation
used when someone's theory is stupid (hence the, "what if")
Hakita: "mankind is fucking dead"
wheet: "ultrakill may as well take place *during* the events of doom for all we know the chronological order of things make sense"
Hakita: "no survivors"
"0"
"all dead"
wheet: "but what if !!!!"
Hakita: "what if you sucked my nuts"
by IDEFINEDTHATIDIDTHAT March 25, 2025
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Tpose Sucking

The act of performing a Tpose whilst simultaneously having your toes sucked.
"Don't worry my son, Tpose Sucking can be used to assert your dominance in any school environment"
by Dibba Nying Memes July 7, 2018
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Lonely Sucks

Someone who sucks and bad at everything he does
guy 1: Guys, I need help in game
guy 2: Sure, I can help you
literally everyone else: No! 'Guy 2' Lonely sucks, don't help him, let him solve it alone.
by Seiba April 29, 2021
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suck wind

v. to be a butt-kisser or to constantly be tailing someone around.
"Dave in accounting sucks wind so much, he'll be president in no time."
by ian November 17, 2004
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he sucks

XXXTENTANCION HE DOES, dont care what any of yall niggas say modern music is shit and especially the cotton picking peoples music, like bruh lyrics are ass and instrumentals ass. go to my field and pick the cotton black as monkey
by jblox December 3, 2023
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national suck dick day

Josh: You know what today is ?

Sara: November 22?
National suck dick day mean suck tour bf dick
by 💀💀 November 22, 2021
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360 Mother Suck

When you use your ring finger to flip someone off while rotating your hand in a circle three inches away from someone's face
Person #1: Hey!
Person #2: 360 Mother Suuuuck!!!! Everyone gets a 360 Mother Suck
by Trapline May 14, 2025
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