mexican bluetooth

When you put your phone on speaker and put it in your sun visor above you. Similar to the bluetooth speaker in the car ceiling above the driver in most newer model cars, but for the less fortunate.

Check It out, my ride has a mexican bluetooth. I can drive and talk hands free now! finally livin' large.

by moml May 26, 2014

Mexican Doggy Bag

After performing a Mexican Hot Pocket on your girlfriend, you forget to wash your penis before your wife gives you oral sex.

Man my wife threw me out on my ass last night after I gave her a Mexican Doggy Bag.

by Fecal Suave March 22, 2011

mexican bum sniffer

When you sniff a Mexican persons bum

Yo akneehow I bet the orphan over there is a Mexican bum sniffer

by The sexyest man alive March 1, 2021

mexican sideways taco

A spanish girls vagina

Im hungry for some Mexican sideways taco

by Squirtsalot October 6, 2015

Mexican Fuckbomb

A drink consisting of half a Modelo, 2 ounces of tequila, 1 ounce of rum, and a viagra pill.

“Try this drink I made bro, I call it The Mexican Fuckbomb.” “What’s in it?” “Don’t worry about it.”

by Gordon Jamesey April 28, 2025

mexican autism

I drop my kid and they ended having Mexican autism>

I dropped Edwin and he ended up having Mexican autism

by Antony C December 1, 2020

Mexican Dogsled

When you jerk off repeatedly and cover the floor with cum then run a one man train on 8 ugly Mexican chicks strapped together while they slip and slide around the cum.

Andy: "Man why are you all wet?"

Enrique: "Shit I was running a Mexican Dogsled on those bitches from the club last night"

by DirtyJalapeno May 10, 2011