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Stupid Fucking Idiot 

a simpler way of telling the person that she is a Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid person that probably looks at a frog and fucking bites it thinking it's a hamburger before even thinking that it might be very dangerous to eat a "hamburger" that was stuck in a fucking tree IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST.
You goddamn piece of shit
Robert: ayooo just found chocolate icecream in the floor of your dog's little house, let't eat it
William: what the fuck Robert, you Stupid Fucking Idiot. that's shit, that's dog shit, how idiot can you fucking be you piece of shit, why would a chocolate icecream be lying on the floor of my dog's house you Neanderthal
Robert: eating the shit so it's not ice cream?
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Stupid Fucking Retard 

When someone is so stupid, so fucking idiotic, so fucking retarded that you have to go back to 2008 and pull out the "You're a stupid fucking retard" card to prove a point in a conversation with them.
Oh, you know Omair, yeah, Omair from my workplace? He's a Stupid Fucking Retard of the highest calibur!

Spite fucking 

Fucking your significant other because you know someone else is interested in them.
I engaged in a little spite fucking just to spite John, cos I know he's wants my old lady

i fucking nutted 

when someone cums but with -fucking prefix
i fucking nutted by jayfancy170 October 14, 2022

DONT FUCKING TEXT ME

Don’t text me back I don’t like your ugly ass
DONT FUCKING TEXT ME by LàDams November 3, 2022

A FUCKING GUN 

that thing that the quiet kid always has in his backpack and goes PEW PEW and then someone DIES
Teacher: "Hey quiet kid, do you have your homework?"
Quiet kid: "No but i have this!" *Pulls out firearm*
Student: " IS THAT A FUCKING GUN-"
*PEW PEW*
*student died*
A FUCKING GUN by Snowflake12 May 16, 2023

Ducks are so Fucking 

a indiom used to answer a question when half asleep or just woken up. it can also be causally thrown into conversations to change the subject or cause a distraction
hey jill how do you like the trip so far

"Ducks are so Fucking"

... thats not a real answer