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Nasty, My Dog Wouldn't Eat That

usually spoken in a British accent, preferably essex, Nasty, my dog wouldn't eat that is an exclamation of disgust used when

1.the food served looks particularly unappetizing
2.some hypebeast comes to school thinking they look good but they really aren't
3. When you come in contact with (step in, touch by accident) a dirty substance such as mud.

When saying this phrase, it is key to blast in at the top of your lungs so everybody from New England to merry olde England can hear you.
Person 1: "Eww, are we having day old Mac & Cheese for lunch? Gross.
Person 2: (at maximum volume) "Nasty, My Dog Wouldn't Eat that!"
by Justinofsunnyskies January 16, 2020
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Sport eating

When you work out pretty hard but eat WAY more calories than you burnt off. Especially at multiple restaurants and appetizer menus after the workout.
Man we went climbing in the Gunks today then Sport Eating for burgers, beer, burritos, hot sauce, perogies, fries, rubens, and ice cream. We are not pros yet so couldn’t finish the pastrami sandwich from Harolds.
by Heady Snobber October 20, 2020
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Everytime One Person Eats Smacks Cereal <Slope>, Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"
Everytime One Person Eats Smacks Cereal <Slope>, Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"
by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025
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No handed spaghetti eating contest

When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.
I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.
by UHIT September 19, 2022
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go eat coal

New variation of "fuck off" or "eat shit and die." Came up with this when I had trolls piss me off and it's Christmas time. So instead of telling someone to eat shit, you can tell them to eat coal.
Troll says: Hey Asian, go steal another white husband.

I say: Hey troll, I doubt anyone is getting your rude ass anything for Christmas. Go eat coal.
by Consuela, M. December 19, 2016
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eat crap munch scat

exactly what it says
Willy P: I eat crap munch scat
Everyone else: yeah you do
by currysandwhichrabbit December 12, 2021
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eat

Put food into the mouth, chew, then swallow it
I'm gonna eat some pizza
by the random. November 3, 2021
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