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Eating turtle

Term used for eating a vagina that takes a long time to cum.
Kevin- Yo, bro last night I was eating out Sarahs coochi and she didnt cum for 3 hours. My jaw is fucked up

Steve- Eating turtle will do that to you. You have my sympathies.

Girl- Come ova chyea boy and eat dis turtle.
Boy- I dont want to be engulfed in your box for 2 days so.... No.
by BodiesByJustin June 27, 2014
mugGet the Eating turtlemug.

Eat Poop and Die Strat

Can be classified as ingesting your own feces and soon after, die from most likely Hepatitis A.

Originated from the video game Ark Survival Evolved.
He is doing the Eat Poop and Die Strat.
by Mrpoopdeck February 19, 2021
mugGet the Eat Poop and Die Stratmug.

fat person who eats pop tarts

by 81Rralone February 25, 2024
mugGet the fat person who eats pop tartsmug.

EATING SHIT

to categorize someone who is unable to walk due to an athletic defect. Commonly refereed to as "Julieing it". A person generally called Julie G.
Oh did you see Julie eating shit in the parking lot. She is sooo unathletic. Poor her.
by Fluffy Kitty December 13, 2019
mugGet the EATING SHITmug.

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