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by Daniel rice October 20, 2021
Get the Daniel ricemug. At the start of 2016, the next new, retarded, played out viral video, depicting two high schoolers (presumably best friends) where one is recording the other and talk about his "shoe game" (mostly his white vans) in a positive way in multiple videos. This video became popular mostly amongst high schoolers and college students, having many spin-offs and remixes of their original videos. It became so popular, the creators of these videos where invited on a show named Ellen, where one of them was given a surfboard and the other, a lifetime supply of the shoes that made him famous: white vans. This proves that this generation laughs at just about anything stupid and repetitive and can make any moron(s) famous.
Random Person: Damn Daniel, BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE WHITE VANS!!!!!!
Me: Listen you bitch ass, stupid ass, unoriginal ass nigga: my name is not Daniel, I am not wearing white vans, and I AM SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING THIS SHIT!!!!!!! LEARN WHAT REAL COMEDY IS, NOT THIS PLAYED OUT BULLSHIT!!!!!
Me: Listen you bitch ass, stupid ass, unoriginal ass nigga: my name is not Daniel, I am not wearing white vans, and I AM SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING THIS SHIT!!!!!!! LEARN WHAT REAL COMEDY IS, NOT THIS PLAYED OUT BULLSHIT!!!!!
by THUGN1F1C13NT August 21, 2016
Get the damn danielmug. : Born May 28th, Mr.Anderson is more of a "Metal head". He is in a band called BlackDaze and plays guitar. He is currently taken. His hair has been Red, Orange, Purple and Pink at the tips. He is a blue eyed agnostic who enjoys poking dead things with a stick.
Daniel Bruce Anderson:
"MEN?!?".
"2inches?".
"2inches of veins?"
"r=retract o=optical f=focus l=lens"
"MAYNARD!!!"
"MEN?!?".
"2inches?".
"2inches of veins?"
"r=retract o=optical f=focus l=lens"
"MAYNARD!!!"
by His stalker<3 ;D August 17, 2011
Get the Daniel Bruce Andersonmug. by Rashfordlover44 October 9, 2018
Get the Danielmug. Daniel is a boy with big dreams. A boy who works hard to get what he believes he deserves and does not conform to societal pressure followed by the majority. Even though it may seem like he doesn’t care about your feelings, Daniel is a kind soul and who cares for others, even when he feels like he doesn’t want to or have to. He doesn’t like to fight, but he is willing to do so if he has to. He only smiles at those he trusts. Although he has a small group of friends, he’s always willing to hang out. He is the leader of his friend group and throws parties like no other. He’ll have you rolling on the ground laughing at his jokes and antics. He’s amazingly romantic and is just waiting for his princess. If you’re the lucky girl he chooses, don't be stupid because he will love you like nobody else. He will never walk out of your life but you must be smart enough to do the same. Daniel’s also well known for being very athletic and good at sports, but bad at math.
Steve: Who’s the new kid?
Kaitlyn: I don’t know, but he’s pretty cute.
Owen: Oh, you two have to meet him! He’s really nice and funny!
Brand: What do people find in Daniel?
Micheal: You obviously haven’t met him yet.
Annie: Do any of you girls know if Daniel’s going with anyone to the dance yet?
Marisol: Yeah, he’s coming with me.
Jennifer: No, I asked him out first! He’s coming with me!
Ryan: Woah, who said he was going to the dance? Sorry ladies, but he isn’t a simp. He’s hanging out with the boi’s and I.
Kaitlyn: I don’t know, but he’s pretty cute.
Owen: Oh, you two have to meet him! He’s really nice and funny!
Brand: What do people find in Daniel?
Micheal: You obviously haven’t met him yet.
Annie: Do any of you girls know if Daniel’s going with anyone to the dance yet?
Marisol: Yeah, he’s coming with me.
Jennifer: No, I asked him out first! He’s coming with me!
Ryan: Woah, who said he was going to the dance? Sorry ladies, but he isn’t a simp. He’s hanging out with the boi’s and I.
by Joe Babiesitter October 4, 2020
Get the Danielmug. the coolest home guy in the whole world. he wears patagonia jackets and ugg boots. he also likes to play mario cart in tech class
by meggggggggggggggy May 5, 2011
Get the Daniel Fedormug. (Danielle loftus ) a girl that consists of about 20 personalities, crazy women being most dominant of those, if you happen to cross one, tread carefully she won't come with warning signs and once involved with one, like a bad smell you just can't escape her
by Justforshitsngiggles January 1, 2020
Get the danielle loftusmug.