A guaranteed destination and/or place of residence for former and current bosses and anyone who tries to piss off Mo. Founded by Mo himself, Chokeslam City™ offers a variety of ways to get your ass handed to you while at work. The Chokeslam, Two-hands Chokeslam, The Last Ride, Tombstone Piledriver and Pallets at Your Face™ are some of the biggest attractions. Notable residents include the Final Boss, Mr. K, Z, Mr. J (aka David Jones), all operators and managers and many others.
You just earned the privilege to go to Chokeslam City ™ motherf*cker!
Imma take you to Chokeslam City for being dumber than you look!
Imma take you to Chokeslam City for being dumber than you look!
by therealclown August 15, 2025
Get the Chokeslam Citymug. by geronimopy January 12, 2012
Get the strumpet citymug. NOUN~ Being summoned to hangout past open hours to “watch a movie” kiss and later tell your friends about your “crazy hookup.”
“The act of being summoned to kiss after open hours”- Omg **** asked me to watch cars 2 with him, but idk if he’s being intentional or just wants a “grove city college booty call”.
by Boibye10125 November 2, 2023
Get the grove city college booty callmug. City Cow
noun | /ˈsɪt.i kaʊ/
Definitions:
1. A cow that lives in or is adapted to an urban environment.
"The city cow knows how to dodge taxis and graze on rooftop gardens."
2. (Slang) A person who behaves awkwardly or out of place in a modern city setting, especially someone from a rural background.
"When Lars showed up to the tech startup in boots and a cowboy hat, they called him the office’s city cow."
3. A humorous term for a trendy or fashionable person trying to live a 'farmcore' aesthetic in the city (e.g. wearing overalls, growing herbs on a balcony).
"Jenny's latest Instagram post featured her as a full-on city cow, watering basil in denim overalls."
noun | /ˈsɪt.i kaʊ/
Definitions:
1. A cow that lives in or is adapted to an urban environment.
"The city cow knows how to dodge taxis and graze on rooftop gardens."
2. (Slang) A person who behaves awkwardly or out of place in a modern city setting, especially someone from a rural background.
"When Lars showed up to the tech startup in boots and a cowboy hat, they called him the office’s city cow."
3. A humorous term for a trendy or fashionable person trying to live a 'farmcore' aesthetic in the city (e.g. wearing overalls, growing herbs on a balcony).
"Jenny's latest Instagram post featured her as a full-on city cow, watering basil in denim overalls."
🐄 Literal or Humorous Imagery:
1. "We were walking through downtown when a literal city cow strolled past the coffee shop like she owned the place."
2. "The farmer brought his prize-winning cow to the city parade—now she’s basically a celebrity city cow."
👢 Slang for a person out of place:
3. "Mark tried ordering a latte at the tech café but didn’t know what oat milk was—total city cow moment."
4. "At the fashion show, I felt like a city cow in my thrifted flannel shirt and muddy boots."
🌿 Urban farmcore aesthetic:
5. "Her apartment looks like a barnyard Pinterest board. She's a full-on city cow now, just missing the bell around her neck."
6. "He installed a chicken coop on his Brooklyn balcony. The neighbors just call him the neighborhood city cow."
Bonus (Joke/Cartoon style):
7. "Why did the city cow cross the road? To catch the subway to her yoga class."
1. "We were walking through downtown when a literal city cow strolled past the coffee shop like she owned the place."
2. "The farmer brought his prize-winning cow to the city parade—now she’s basically a celebrity city cow."
👢 Slang for a person out of place:
3. "Mark tried ordering a latte at the tech café but didn’t know what oat milk was—total city cow moment."
4. "At the fashion show, I felt like a city cow in my thrifted flannel shirt and muddy boots."
🌿 Urban farmcore aesthetic:
5. "Her apartment looks like a barnyard Pinterest board. She's a full-on city cow now, just missing the bell around her neck."
6. "He installed a chicken coop on his Brooklyn balcony. The neighbors just call him the neighborhood city cow."
Bonus (Joke/Cartoon style):
7. "Why did the city cow cross the road? To catch the subway to her yoga class."
by 404LifeFound August 3, 2025
Get the City Cowmug. Home of the Bills, Guys, and Fam… Bleed Orange… Savages on the wood floor. Known for producing very attractive women.
by Lil Billbo Swagpie (scrote) April 20, 2022
Get the Lake City MNmug. A CITY THAT IS MADE BY GUMIGHTYBEJIS AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR GANBJSTER CITY is one of THE largest city in GUMIGHTYBEJIS UNIVERSE'S a CITY where ReLbJALOODs and beJroooocks clash in the street's and club's of GANBJSTA'S fist FIGHT against other ganbjsta HOMIES the city of richest and UBJEO game's player's. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR thoooobJgan life and hoooobJgans and hoooobJgamLERS known as GAMOBJSTER GAMOBJLER GAMOBJSTA a rejected cash of the top dogs mansions the 10TH CENTURY PRODUCTION UBJEO and 2008 GLOBE PRODUCTION HOME UBJEO ENTERTAINMENT BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.
by LONNIE BJ May 4, 2020
Get the GaNBJSTER citymug. similar to the Wisconsin blow drier, this act involves two givers ejaculating on the receivers face, and then passing gas on the splotch until a proper crust is formed. upon the completion of the crust, the act is completed.
the reciever must be spinning counter clockwise to properly execute this move.
the reciever must be spinning counter clockwise to properly execute this move.
by sigma68 April 24, 2024
Get the twin-city tornadomug.