by Fenix21 June 19, 2017
The act of going down on an obese, unwashed female and being unsure whether you're licking vagina or anus.
I didn't realize what it would be like til I got her undressed and went down there, it was a total Portland Taco.
by viagratriangle45 August 29, 2014
by Taco Village June 09, 2017
When you're taking a violent shit and use the toilet paper to clear the sweat on your forehead before you wipe
by Uncle Rye May 29, 2022
by Big Daddy Lucci June 17, 2020
A building in which tacos are created. When the tacos are complete but uneaten, dump trucks put the tacos into the garbage, wherein they are converted to cornbread. See also cornbread factory.
by Mrs. Hen September 13, 2018
1. A man, anointed by the sexual gods, who has the ability to juggle more than one woman’s sexual needs at a time. Gifted with endurance, skill and creativity his capabilities are reserved for royalty only.
2. Someone who is able to eat tacos 24/7 and not gain any weight much to the frustration of his friends.
2. Someone who is able to eat tacos 24/7 and not gain any weight much to the frustration of his friends.
The newly crowned Taco King demanded his crown jewels be kept safe while he finished with the Golden Queen and Duchess Dirty Bird.
by KickstandLover October 16, 2018