"The 'speed' of the Internet --- i.e., how long web-pages take to 'load' and/or respond to you mouse-clicks --- will be in direct inverse proportion to how urgently you need to view the desired material; the connection will be even slower at times there's someone else waiting for you who's also in a hurry.
My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan molasses runnin' uphill in da wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!
by QuacksO July 28, 2018
Get the Murphy's Law of Internet-Speedmug. Spouse's nibling's husband.
My nephew-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
Get the nephew-by-marriage-in-lawmug. 
Get the co-nephew-in-lawmug. A term that originated in Cheezburger comments. Much like Godwin's Law, it is the claim that the longer an internet discussion goes, the more likely it is that, regardless of the topic, someone will make a rape analogy.
"Wow, that guy's pretty sexist, wonder why she's with him."
"Why is it a woman's fault for dating a jerk and not the guy's for being a jerk? This is just like when a woman gets raped, people say, 'Oh, she shouldn't have been wearing such provocative clothing, she should know better.'"
"Frunken's Law in record time."
"Why is it a woman's fault for dating a jerk and not the guy's for being a jerk? This is just like when a woman gets raped, people say, 'Oh, she shouldn't have been wearing such provocative clothing, she should know better.'"
"Frunken's Law in record time."
by NotFrunken October 14, 2014
Get the Frunken's Lawmug. My great-grandaunt-in-law is a good person.
by Gerald128 April 7, 2021
Get the great-grandaunt-in-lawmug. by MoistureGorilla March 26, 2025
Get the Jamo’s Lawmug.