Lobster slap

When you go to have sex but they've had crabs for more than 8 weeks

Bill: That prostitute just lobster slapped me
Joe: fuuuckkk man
Bill: It's gonna take weeks to get rid of it

by X_x.Butnuggets.x_X May 12, 2018

slap some salmon on it

When something is so good that you want to express how smoked it is

Bob: wow, I just hit a home run!

Janet: that’s so sexy. Slap some salmon on it

by WhiteGirlWithBasicBobs June 7, 2018

The Slap Bet

From the iconic show How I Met Your Mother: If one loses a bet they can choose 10 slaps at the moment or 5 slaps that can be used at any time.

If you lose you have to choose one of the options from the Slap Bet.

by mrstealyogirl June 10, 2018

Dunkin slap

The act of dunkin your balls in a recipients mouth with force propelling your cock slapping them in the face

I dropped my shorts and rapidly dropped down to dunk my nuts in her mouth, propelling my length in her face giving her a dunkin slap

by Tommy in hand April 21, 2018

slap your eyeballs

when someone makes you so mad that you want to literally reach into their skull and slap their eyeballs

If you keep being so passive aggressive with me, boyfriend, i'm going to slap your eyeballs!

by suckmyballsacks69 April 21, 2018

vage slap

The slap of ones vaginia.

Dammnnnmn she know how to vage slap!

by Dick_Muncher_74 April 23, 2018

Slap

Sounds Like A Plan

Aye, slap

by Kweenin January 11, 2018