by toiletroll_troll February 5, 2020

Please can you stop your poo-rat from humping my foot?
It's considered the height of fashion for a sophisticated lady to carry a poo-rat in her handbag.
See also "King Poo-rat": when shitty little dogs get their leads tangled.
It's considered the height of fashion for a sophisticated lady to carry a poo-rat in her handbag.
See also "King Poo-rat": when shitty little dogs get their leads tangled.
by Bewildered Xennial November 20, 2023

A type of person who through some ungodly dark force (magic or working with demons) can telepathically communicate with animals. Ridiculously powerful, rare, and dangerous. They make pretty good friends and spouses due to the fact that they are the most compassionate people you will ever meet, even though they can be mean or cold to many people due to a deep seated misanthropy from having an iq of 191. Physically they usually are less than 6’ tall and usually less than average weight, but are deceptively powerful in hand to hand combat, due to unnatural speed in their movements. Usually one of the main characters in reality, joining the hero as a whacky main party member (usually a dark mage) if you meet someone you think is a rat prince, treat them with respect, they can read your mind with roughly 60% accuracy and will tell you things about you that no one has any real way of knowing. People often think rat princes are crazy, until they see them doing some supernatural shit like taming a stray cat who tries to kill everyone else who touches it but is super cuddly with them. Rats are actually terrified of them and can sense their immense power.
Yo, did you see that guy who just walked by talking to the cats following him? What a crackhead.
Nah you stay away from his ass, he can curse your ass and read your mind. He’s a rat prince.
Really? You know him? What’s his name?
I can’t tell you, when people talk about him bad shit happens.
Nah you stay away from his ass, he can curse your ass and read your mind. He’s a rat prince.
Really? You know him? What’s his name?
I can’t tell you, when people talk about him bad shit happens.
by LordGibby66. August 15, 2025

a person that is either hairy and small or just somebody that annoys you constantly that loves cheese.
by thatboisus October 19, 2020

by Lucy Pher December 30, 2022

1. " Ugh, that ugly rat's just sitting there, somebody kill it it's staring at me. "
2. " Kelly is such a damn .. rat? "
" Did you just say that like it's a
question? "
3. " Shut up you rat, nobody cares! "
2. " Kelly is such a damn .. rat? "
" Did you just say that like it's a
question? "
3. " Shut up you rat, nobody cares! "
by Lacey the Annoying August 8, 2020
