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Gee Finger Poking

The process of toggling switches or options to find out what they do without fully understanding the consequences of such actions. Usually performed by the most unqualified people in production environments.
Frank: Do you know why the site is down?
Tom: It looks like Richard was Gee Finger Poking in IIS again.
by Drew11766 September 5, 2008
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8 fingers up

It means that u get as much pussy as Faber.

Wich is 0.
Mathias *holds 8 fingers up*
Yentl: Damn he desperate.
by ZeroWoman April 28, 2022
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Whipped Cream Finger

The act of covering one's finger in whipped cream, shoving it into a girls vagina, removing it, then licking all the cream off.
John gave his girlfriend a whipped cream finger she would never forget.
by redwirenut July 27, 2011
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chinese finger trap

When two people connect their dry anuses together via a double-sided dildo, count "1-2-3" and then pull out simultaneously on "3" to create two simultaneous pink socks.
I heard Ben and Matt got bored and made a chinese finger trap over the weekend! They had to get surgery afterwards.
by MegaWang February 12, 2008
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Guitar Fingers

After the first time of playing Guitar Hero and finding your fingers moving to beats you here EVERYWHERE.
You play Guitar Hero?
Yeah, all the time!
Do you have Guitar Fingers yet?
by Curly Fry aka Last of the line October 17, 2008
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Chinese Finger Trap

When someone grasps on to the head of their cock and at the same time with the same hand grasps onto someone elses and in unison strokes their cocks, not ever breaking the grip or the "trap"
I walk into the diner the other day and the waiter and a customer had their drawers drop and the waiter had their cocks lock in a Chinese Finger Trap.
by dorsey2 June 17, 2007
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Five Finger Discount

When you wrap five fingers around someone's neck and don't let go until their head explodes...

...

...

... Then you grab your bags, wave good-bye to the other customers and exit the store in a calm but swift manner.
Customer #1: "What exactly just happened?"

Customer #2: "He just used his five finger discount."

Customer #1: "Oh... Okay. Shouldn't we like, call the cops or something?"
by mydnytdeath March 23, 2012
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