Pudding on the cake

The act of deficating upon the vaginal area.

She wanted something dirty so I gave her the pudding on the cake.

by Tbag March 8, 2017

crush the cake

to show people your big and hot muscles in front of someone who lacks guns, making them look like a fool

"Hey, did you see Bradley? He was trying to crush the cake in front of Jonah."
"Yeah, man. It was so crazy. Jonah looks like a total doofus."
"I wish I had guns like Bradley."

by TheRealCaylo May 26, 2016

Birthday Cake

A promiscuous woman

A woman that has been with a group of friends.

Dude, your girlfriend's not even a thot, she's a birthday cake...everyone has had a slice of that.

by Todd Jacob Wilberly November 13, 2017

Caked

To pass out: fall asleep hard.

I was watching netflix last night and straight caked.
Damn i slept through my alarm, i was caked.

by Babycakes415 August 26, 2018

The Funnel Cake

A man gathers his baby gravy into a receptacle, dries it, grinds it into a powder, keeps it next to his bed.

When engaging in the sex, just before climax, the man would grab a handful of nut powder and blow it into the face of his partner, thus powdering her like a Funnel Cake.

Oh ya bro, I gave her the Funnel cake last night.

by goddammitbonnie April 30, 2022

Tearin up the cake

tearin it up yo

Tearin up the cake. My boy and I were eating some cake last night and this morning and we tore it up. It was so good we couldn't stop. Means: Going beyond normal. Having the best time ever. Excess in the best way possible. Used in a sentence... We were tearin' up the cake last night, yo!

by Dkrtist April 2, 2020

Having the cake and coffee

When someone is BSing around; taking their sweet time.

How long has he been in the bathroom? Is he having the cake and coffee in there?

Why is he taking so long?
Maybe he's having the cake and coffee

by Vincekid March 25, 2020