*Guy 2 eats 1000 lbs of beans at once*
Guy 1: Dude you are such a bean chugger!
Guy 2: I know I do it for a living.
Guy 1: Dude you are such a bean chugger!
Guy 2: I know I do it for a living.
by CaptainWord February 13, 2021
Female 1: Who were those guys you were with?
Female 2: Oh, that was the Bean Team. You should slide with me next time.
Female 1: Bet, sayless.
Female 2: Oh, that was the Bean Team. You should slide with me next time.
Female 1: Bet, sayless.
by Unknown Bean July 25, 2020
When your been starts pulsing from being sexually aroused
by Slicklick$ August 31, 2023
Zeus: Hestia!
Hestia: Yes, my lord?
Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.
Hestia: No! You mean...
Zeus: Yes... CEAN.
The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.
Sometime in the future:
Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!
Hestia: Yes, my lord?
Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.
Hestia: No! You mean...
Zeus: Yes... CEAN.
The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.
Sometime in the future:
Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!
by ceanoay May 31, 2022
The act of having sexual intercourse with an African American woman whom is covered in bushes baked beans, while sitting in a reclining chair, while there is complete silence, with a candle to your left, as cars 2 is playing in the background and , whispering softly to you “this nigga eatin beans”.
by Dat_Last_Bastion June 19, 2018
by OnlineNomad March 18, 2024
a male, who is often confused with Superman, or a leopard. He is stealthy like an inflatable balloon, and is too scared to ride the Ferris Wheel. His favorite food is clam chowder, but he's still a really nice guy.
by thelovelylittleladylamb March 24, 2011