by Argargargass May 13, 2022

National star wars day, dress up like a star wars character. No one can stop you from creating a lightsaber fight in the middle of the store or school hallways.
"May the 4th be with you! Fight me cowarddd."
by winter_magic May 3, 2022

by Captain piss pistol May 3, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>forget about pleasing other people today and do only what makes you feel good. That may sound a bit selfish but the fact is you have done enough for friends, colleagues and even family members and must now look out for yourself<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>forget about pleasing other people today and do only what makes you feel good. That may sound a bit selfish but the fact is you have done enough for friends, colleagues and even family members and must now look out for yourself<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Mommy Mai is Dababy’s doppleganger and has a big black 16inch veiny throbbing cock that she rapes her boyfriend Sakuta with
Nigga 1: You good bro?
Sakuta: Nah fam, I was playing the submarine game in the bath and when I turned around Mommy Mai started pegging me
Nigga 2: that’s tuff
Sakuta: Nah fam, I was playing the submarine game in the bath and when I turned around Mommy Mai started pegging me
Nigga 2: that’s tuff
by Gooseavelli March 8, 2021

A day where you send nudes to the people you love.
Guy: “it’s May 19th and I’ve been waiting for this day all year”
Friend: “sure bro, just give me a sec”
Guy: “it’s May 19th and I’ve been waiting for this day all year”
Friend: “sure bro, just give me a sec”
by your judgmental dog May 18, 2024
