May 18

May 18
Get nudes day, who ever has their birthday on this day, will receive your nudes

Girl: “hey your birthday’s today?”

Guy: “yeah, it’s may 18”

Girl:*send nudes*

Guy: “thanks”

by Urban definor May 17, 2022

may

girls can’t where makeup all month

it’s no makeup may girls can’t where makeup all month

by hehdyejsusgddjhd November 9, 2019

May 31st

beat up everybody you know especially people named rudy.

oh I cant wait for may 31st il beat up rudy

by bigest of pp's November 2, 2021

May 20th

National eat greys butt day

Hey have you heard what day it is?
Yeah it’s May 20th “aka” eat greys butt day

by HeavyHeavy May 19, 2024

May 16

May 16 is national let whoever is in your room control your hands day.

This means if THAT special person is over they get to control your hands and you can’t say no.

Me and who on may 16??

by Iljsm May 15, 2024

May

A month-long downward spiral of depression where you regret falling for the girl named after this 5th month of the year.

Tomathon: Hey Mao Zedong. What's up with that guy over there?

Mao Zedong: I believe that man is having a May...

Tomathon: O

by AB365 June 1, 2018

May 1st

The day to send booty pics to your husband or boyfriend to help celebrate may first

It's May 1st you know what that means

by Grim5807 May 1, 2025