National DeepThroat Prevention Day

April 30 is National Deepthroat Prevention Day. To stop these hoes form death by deepthroat

Mom: It's National Deepthroat Prevention Day.
Son: Cap!

by Ray Reeves April 30, 2021

National May 1st day

Today is the day that chunky white boy will finally eat you out.

It’s National May 1st day, you know what that means? That chunky white boy is going to eat me out today!

by gothbitch4020 April 30, 2021

National Aaron Is Thicc Day

A day made for all the thicc Aaron's in the world. On this day, you moan as loudly as you can and clap your ass cheeks together until a lil Indian in a hellcat shows up to race you.

Me: Hey Aaron, what are you doing for National Aaron is Thicc Day?

Aaron: Nun much but waiting for my Srt69 to beat Ashmiths Hellcat

by Nigguh301 November 9, 2021

NATIONAL GRAB DICK DAY

15th of November you have to grav someones dick

“Hey its november 15th”
“What does that mean?”
“National grab dick day”

by Nahxhdbebsn November 11, 2021

National bully Drew day

Every year on March 9th, we get the opportunity to pelt apples and bully our friend Drew for getting us locked out of the room where we have lunch

Avery: its march 9.
Drew: So?
Avery: *takes apple out of pocket* its national bully Drew day.

by Mitzusiiog March 9, 2022

National hug nolan day

If u know anyone named nolan go hug them

March 16

Today is National hug nolan day

by Imwaybclikeykijustam March 13, 2022

National gissoup and pickme4ryujin day

This day was made to honor a year on friendship between gissoup and pickme4ryujin a forever on going friendship :’)

“Hey what day is it today?”
“It’s national gissoup and pickme4ryujin day! Let’s celebrate!”

by pickme4ryujin March 19, 2022