by G$$ April 5, 2005
Get the get your freak on mug.To have an addicction, especially a drug addiction.
by bluestorm100 March 12, 2005
Get the Monkey on your back mug.When one is
a) High
b) Drunk
c) Acting in a manner expected of retarded children or intelligent apes
d) Saying something very unintelligent
a) High
b) Drunk
c) Acting in a manner expected of retarded children or intelligent apes
d) Saying something very unintelligent
1) NO: I think you should ask out that chick
TW: You're Off your chops
JR: Look Terry's trying to jump off that roof
NO: Man, he's Off his chops
BK: Man what has Sunshine had to drink?
NO: I dunno, but he's off his chops
TW: You're Off your chops
JR: Look Terry's trying to jump off that roof
NO: Man, he's Off his chops
BK: Man what has Sunshine had to drink?
NO: I dunno, but he's off his chops
by Nick Ogden December 28, 2005
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Get the nize your beak mug.To give you a tryout or try to figure out what it's all about. A more civilized form of what a dog does when it...uh...sniffs your ass.
Bill: "Ooh...looks like Peter messed up on his TPS reports again. We may need to fire him."
Bob: "Peter's a bright kid, I like his style. Let's send him out to the Boston office and let those guys sniff his ass for a couple of weeks. If they don't like what they see, then we'll can the bastard."
Stan: "Peter, why don't you come out to Boston and let us sniff your ass for a little bit? Not trying to scare you, but Bill would like us to evaluate your performance."
Peter: "Man, you guys are such a bunch of brown-nosers."
Bob: "Peter's a bright kid, I like his style. Let's send him out to the Boston office and let those guys sniff his ass for a couple of weeks. If they don't like what they see, then we'll can the bastard."
Stan: "Peter, why don't you come out to Boston and let us sniff your ass for a little bit? Not trying to scare you, but Bill would like us to evaluate your performance."
Peter: "Man, you guys are such a bunch of brown-nosers."
by Nicholas D November 28, 2007
Get the sniff your ass mug.Jake : Don't you just love Kiersten's suction cup lips!
Chad : Not Really!
Jake I do especially whey she suck's my cock make's me Blow My Load everytime!
Chad : Who Cares!
Steve : Hey Chad! (wink)
Chad : Hey Steve! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jake : Did you just Blow Your Load?
Chad : Fuck No! Excuse me I need to use the bathroom!
Kiersten : Hey why is there cum running out of Chad's pant's?
Jake : Oh Steve made him Blow His Load!
Kiersten : Oh gross! So do you wanna hide in the closet so you can Blow Your Load in my mouth?
Jake : Oh Baby!
Chad : Not Really!
Jake I do especially whey she suck's my cock make's me Blow My Load everytime!
Chad : Who Cares!
Steve : Hey Chad! (wink)
Chad : Hey Steve! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jake : Did you just Blow Your Load?
Chad : Fuck No! Excuse me I need to use the bathroom!
Kiersten : Hey why is there cum running out of Chad's pant's?
Jake : Oh Steve made him Blow His Load!
Kiersten : Oh gross! So do you wanna hide in the closet so you can Blow Your Load in my mouth?
Jake : Oh Baby!
by SlopNChop July 22, 2018
Get the Blow Your Load mug.Your first name is a trend on UD that often follows a certain pattern. Upon searching your first name you often find that the first couple definitions are an obvious ploy by every single person of that name with an ego. It may take some searching but you will usually find the true definition, mainly having something to do with a sexual reference.
Mike: Go search your first name on UD
Jeff: OK
1. Jeff is a super awesome sexy guy
2. A Jeff is a Broken Penis caused by walking, slamming or, running into something or someone.
Jeff: OK
1. Jeff is a super awesome sexy guy
2. A Jeff is a Broken Penis caused by walking, slamming or, running into something or someone.
by WTF THERES NOT ANY NAMES LEFT September 24, 2011
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