Pickling your poop

The act of leaving a shit in the toilet to ferment, for others to enjoy later (or not).

Dad: Why does it smell like shit in here?
Son: You know why...
Dad: Damnit son, are you pickling your poop again?
Son: 😁

by Jurassic fatter June 7, 2019

Technological poop explosion

When shit hits the fan and all your tech breaks and keeps breaking

"The day in general has kinda been like a Technological poop explosion" - Projekt Melody

by Nekosuki72 April 6, 2021

National poop day

The best day of the year-go outside and poop, or just die, your choice.

Friend: Let’s go poop!
You: Why?
Friend: Are you dumb? It’s national poop day!

by Poopday July 10, 2021

Captain Poop Dick

Someone with a lot on their mind and is being a dick to everyone.

Casey has been acting like Captain Poop Dick all day.

by Poottiepoo August 23, 2016

piss poop piss

Haha funny fart pis no boobies, pissing rn poop piss haha fart poop.

I love to piss poop piss
me too

by isooc March 28, 2022

Dumb piece of poop

its for dumb people who is a piece of shit and doesnt care about life and didnt touch grass and be on the internet everyday like its vr for him

yo look at that Dumb piece of poop who doesnt go outside

by PumpkinGuy April 20, 2022

evolved poop dollar

a prank played on strangers involving laying on the ground with a rolled up dollar bill in your butt crack

Dylan- "check out this dollar!"
Josh-"where did you get that?"
Dylan-" that dudes sweet cheeks"
Josh-"OH NO... EVOLVED POOP DOLLAR"

by Josh is my name April 18, 2018