Wet

Wet, an adjective which describes someone as acting or appearing to be gay/homosexual. Often used in British slang.

Saltis: Omg that guy is so freaking wet, I rate that

by LilSqueezy September 21, 2017

hot wet sack

When a perfectly delightful knee is bent over a perfectly wonderful leg; with a hot wet sack of dez nuts or a elegantly shaped pair of humanities future calmly resting on relaxed knee - waiting to meet the better half.

The package was lowered onto my knee creating a hot wet sack wrapping my aching knee in warmth and kindness.

by tastty February 14, 2021

Wet Lampshade

A mentally retarded female who attends a party.

Man:Wow, Kelly is such a wet lampshade.
Lady: oh i know right.
Kelly: derf...

by Mr. "Fish" December 25, 2010

wet noodle treatment

Slapping someone with cooked noodles

"I will give you the wet noodle treatment"

by Someone awesome June 27, 2016

wet trench

Tacho WalletWet LettuceSausage Wallet

After watching Fifty shades of Grey her vagina was like a wet trench

by CU1092 May 22, 2018

wet tailing

Its when you piss on someone's dick, and they fuck you in the ass with it..

Are you in there wet tailing it again?

by JasonMan November 22, 2013

Wet socks

An awkward, uncomfortable, or unexpected situation.

"Dude, I don't wanna sound rude, but this conversation is kinda wet socks right now."

by Nihplod_ February 14, 2021