the connex effect

n: what you experience when you travel in Melbourne's public transport rail system. Delayed trains, dirty seats, violent ticket inspectors, passengers squashed in like sardines.

If in a crowded train and another passenger falls on you the violent movements of the carraige. Do not let them apologise; blame the connex effect!

by LukeyB December 24, 2007

Doc Schmolligan's Effect

A social phenomena involving a man and a group of female room mates. The Doc Schmolligans Effect takes place when the Doc is involved with one of the females, and when that female fails to make a move, moves on to the next available option. Though rarely seen, this Effect adequately explains nearly every instance of violence between female roommates not caused by a lack of showering, house cleaning, or obsession with lolcats posters within the house.

Man, her roommate is so much hawter. Time for Doc Schmolligan's Effect to wreck this house!

by Baby D Nasty May 13, 2008

The McLachlan Effect

The act of replacing pleasant and/or nostalgic memories with horrors. An audio or visual that is so effective it cancels out old memories with new ones that are forever seared in your mind and instantly call up bad feelings like sexual disturbance, shame, angst, hatred of humankind, or general ickyness.

"I can never listen to "Surfacing" again without thinking of one-eyed puppies due to The Mclachlan Effect."

"I can't let my niece watch the Muppets anymore since Kermit creeped me out with his reaction to "2 Girls 1 Cup".

by The Old Lady February 25, 2009

muffin effect

when a person has become so fat their pants can no longer hold in their fat, hence making them look like a muffin

Guy1- damn did u see that chick at the party
Guy2- ya that muffin effect was fucking sick

by hahaha me December 18, 2008

bitch effect

when girls call other girls ugly, fat, etc. just because a guy complimented that other girl (i.e. - she's jealous)

GUY: Dude, that Catholic school girl is so hot... all i wanna do is get her in bed

GIRL: No, she's so ugly...

GUY: BITCH EFFECT!!!

by v8juice December 29, 2008

Breeds Effect

Unable to eat in underground restaurants due to Dr. G. Breeds' published theories about the propensity for insect infestations in those eating establishments...

I am unable to eat at the Mall Food Court due to the Breeds Effect; it is underground, and I read Dr. Breeds' article about the cockroach living preferences...

by SurfaceFeeder February 6, 2013

Avril Effect

When I like something I shouldn't because the girl is hot

Why are you watching that horrible movie? Because of the Avril Effect

by Woundem March 10, 2013